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About Gold Coast

Sexual-massage ain’t just a rubdown, nah. It’s ancient, right? Egyptians were at it—pharaohs getting oiled up by servants, probz giggling behind their fancy fans. Little known fact—Cleopatra had a secret massage chamber! Bet she smirked like me, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” while some poor sod kneaded her royal arse. Makes me cackle—imagine her sassing, “Harder, you pleb!”

SIAM ORCHID

I walk these streets every day, feelin’ every heartbeat of the city; sometimes I stop by the hidden alley off Warwick Street – it’s quirky, artsy, raw. You know, it’s wild how my work as a massage parlor owner lets me see the city’s soul, the little tension spots in people and in our streets too. Like, I met this one customer talking ‘bout the old days near the river – yeah, that Ol’ Swan River flowin’ through the north. He said, “Life ain’t no script, it’s improv!” and damn, that struck me right here in my heart, like a joyful smack.

Strollio’s Luncheonette